*totally doesnt have a piss fetish voice* you look a little dehydrated, here’s a cup of water
dont do this to me. not over my piss kink
We’re just looking out for your health
I mean they
(via infectiouspiss)
*totally doesnt have a piss fetish voice* you look a little dehydrated, here’s a cup of water
dont do this to me. not over my piss kink
We’re just looking out for your health
I mean they
(via infectiouspiss)
youre telling me a ham fisted this metaphor??
(via duskgala)
anne rice is so lucky to be dead honestly because if someone adapting my work outdid me so thoroughly in every possible way the sheer embarrassment would take me to the grave
(via duskgala)
mattefier-deactivated20221118:
I don’t know that I’ve ever seen someone make the Aardman Grimace in real life.
Truly a masterclass in harrowingly strained enthusiasm!
(via well-fuck-me-son)
Definitely one of the Top Images of all time I gotta say
(via katebushh)
had a dream i posted a poll to this blog that was like ‘DECIDE MY FUTURE’ and the options were 'banishment’ 'beheading’ 'sent to sea’ 'become medieval reenactor’ 'titanic’ and i was out front trying to desperately rally for being sent to sea when everyone kept voting beheading
dude
Pvp enabled website baby
Vote in my poll boy
(via katebushh)
I wish we had more female characters like Eleanor Shellstrop. One of the most unlikable people you’ve ever met. Read a Buzzfeed article on most rude things you can do on a daily basis and decided to use that as a list of goals. Makes everyone’s day worse just by being there. Dropped a margarita mix on the ground and tried to pick it up, only to get hit by a row of shopping carts which pushed her into the road where she was hit by a boner pill delivery truck, killing her instantly. Cannot keep a romantic partner despite being bisexual. Had a terrible childhood but will die before she gets therapy. Best employee at a scam company. Just the worst but also can’t help but root for her to improve.
Absolute loser. Girl-failure. Bad at almost everything. Literally perfect female character.
“will die before she gets therapy”
Got therapy while dead and somehow broke everything. Sorry, not sorry. The demon in charge of torturing her for eternity regrets the decision because she’s that annoying.
(via duskgala)
Actually I’ll never forgive Punk Rave and Killstar and fast fashion brands for tricking people into thinking that being goth or punk or emo is expensive. Babygirl the only goth brand names you need to know are Rit, Good Will, Etsy, and Studs and Spikes, we used to shove safety pins through our ears and then they started selling earrings that look like safety pins for 15.99. We used to dye thrifted wedding dresses black and they started selling gothic gowns for 300 bucks. We used to put studs on boots we found in the back of the good will and they started making Demonias. DIY or die wasn’t perfect it can be exclusionary to disabled people but whatever the fuck we’ve got going on right now is so much worse. It’s not any more inclusive to the disabled and it is exclusionary to the people who made punk, to the people who made goth, to the people who made emo. If you’ve got the funds and you don’t want to do diy pay someone else to do it for you but please let it be a small artist or a friend not some guy in a suit who’s made it his business to gentrify punk. You can turn flats into platforms with flipflops, hotglue and gumption don’t let anyone tell you different.
I would like to add, for anyone who does not already know, that using a 2:1 ratio of black-to-dark/navy blue dye will give you a richer/darker black than black dye alone.
(via infectiouspiss)
VERY IMPORTANT a dam in the Netherlands, the weerdsluis lock, is directly on a migratory path for spawning fish. They have a worker stationed there to open the door for the fish, but they can take a while to open it. So to keep the fish from getting preyed on by birds they installed a doorbell. Only, the fish don’t have hands to ring the doorbell. If you go to their website, they have a LIVE CAMERA AND A DOORBELL that YOU RING FOR THE FISH when they’re waiting, and then the dam worker opens the door for them! I can’t express how obsessed I am with this. look at this shit. oh my god.
I just looked, and there are 170 other people on there, also checking to see if there are fish waiting.
Please remember, if ever you are tempted to make a sweeping statement about human nature, that on this night in March, 2024, while war rages, there are 171 of us looking to see if a fish needs us to ring a doorbell.
Plenty else is going on, but also that.
(PS, the site says that the busiest times for fish are sunrise and sunset, which for now are at about 6:30, AM and PM, local time. Local time in Utrecht is 1 hour ahead of GMT, 5 hours ahead of EST, if that helps. I’m going to try to remember to check back again around 2 AM my time, when it will be morning for the fish!)
(via i-am-your-secret)
my mom purposely overpaid her credit card bill by 1 cent so every month they send her a letter that says they owe her 1 cent and it costs them a dollar to send the letter plus the paper. she is costing corporations money 👍
Yes, but the added environmental cost of mailing a paper letter…
do you think they cut down a whole tree because my mom overpaid one cent. do you think they make one new piece of paper every time they need one
But trucks have to move that paper!
are you not aware that those trucks would be going either way. they aren’t taking another trip for one envelope
hello my name is billy postman, operator of the world’s smallest and most environmentally harmful mail truck. it is one envelope big and requires thirty seven gallons of fuel to go one mile. (I personally am about one and a half envelopes big) my beloved truck is very slow and very loud and I hate both flora and fauna so so so much. I love corporations though
(via infectiouspiss)
Don’t fuck around with hardcore kink if you won’t take it seriously.
via @bissmut
Seconding this. It’s not fun and it’s not cute when you get hurt in a way that can’t be fixed. Even if it feel like just pretend to you it is still real life with real people, and can have real consequences.
These are good tags I hope you don’t mind me taping them here <3
(via infectiouspiss)
that smoking in public poll got me thinking. you don’t get to waffle about being neutral with these options you gotta choose
thoughts on weed smell 🎤
i like the smell of marijuana AND the smell of cigarette smoke
i like the smell of marijuana but NOT the smell of cigarette smoke
i dislike the smell of marijuana but i DO LIKE the smell of cigarette smoke
i dislike the smell of marijuana AND the smell of cigarette smoke
i don’t know what weed smells like/im bald/some other infinitely nuanced answer
See Resultsi personally like the smell of weed but dislike the smell of cigarette/tobacco smoke, but combing through the notes on that poll indicates that this opinion may be unpopular! idk!
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